Part one of an epic two-parter in which Jessie's father gets married, Conall attempts aerobics and Rob remembers a movie he slept through.
Episode: "Palm Springs Weekend (Part 1)"
The gang take their S.A.T.s. Results being that Zack obviously gets to be a wunderkind and Jessie falls back into her Caffeine Pill habits. Slater gets a car or something.
A bottle episode that isn't a bottle episode. The gang at their absolute worst. Conall at his least surprised. Rob, his most frustrated. Did the writers want the characters to learn anything? To develop in any way whatsoever? The dynamic duo debate these questions and more as they descend further and further down the noxious abyss of Peter Engel's design.
We're joined this week by prominent SavedBelliologist Philip Hickey as the gang hold a repulsive fundraiser for some cheerleading uniforms.
Episode: "Date Auction"